February 2012
Someone go to work for me I want to sit inside my house in the dark and rot on the sofa.
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I accidentally signed up for Bible Camp today.
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How To Fail At College And Still Get Your Teachers...
Be nice to your teachers from day one, start off being well behaved, and answer questions in class, so they think you’re great.
Start forgetting homework, be very apologetic and conscientious, they’ll feel sorry for you.
Gradually answer less and less questions in class, still be nice, just quieter. They will assume you have issues and let you off the hook with everything.
Keep up...
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When I’m trying to get to sleep, my bed is the most uncomfortable bed in the world.
The bags under my eyes have developed little bags of their own.
Cute.
Sometimes I bid on ebay items and increase the price by £2 or something just to be a bitch.
Never actually buy the stuff.
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I’ve finished my coursework and don’t want to do anymore homework.
So I have forgotten my Great Gatsby review for English Literature and don’t understand my Religious Studies.
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Charon // Keaton Henson
I just want it to be easter.
Easter eggs are the best kind of chocolate they’re just so NICE.
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My Uncle Brian died today. He’s like 100 and he is the spitting image of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
ineedtogetpaid:
i don’t think its normal how happy i get when i buy things
seriouslydumber:
geneticdisorder:
My coursework is due in on friday and I need to do 600 more words bloody hell.
Also my ear is bleeding from the inside, is it brain damage?
Will I have to do my coursework if I have brain damage?
my coursework is due in less than 12 hours and i have brain damage
Ok but I am basically a homework sloth, I cannot write more than 20 words an hour and...
My coursework is due in on friday and I need to do 600 more words bloody hell.
Also my ear is bleeding from the inside, is it brain damage?
Will I have to do my coursework if I have brain damage?
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seriouslydumber:
yourblogiswank:
sort of sucks when you follow people because they’re hot
but they have the worst personality.
pretty much how the disciples felt
Actually, I am that cashier that makes dumb remarks on everything.
I just can’t help myself, I’m too chatty and I must talk.
